Archive for July, 2005

Coming to a border near you

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

In the previous post on Spanish-American analogues, I was tempted to include a comparison of Spain’s North African refugees to America’s Mexican and Central American refugees — particularly, after reading a dozen posts on Australia’s own Chinese refugee problem at the Road to Surfdom web site.

The fact is, there’s not a first world country that’s not within shipping distance from a third world country.

In some, this reality inspires the desire to reshape geography: with fences, walls, moats and, even, laser-shooting satellites.

In others, it leads to the conclusion that the best defense is a good offense: proactive measures to invest in the infrastructure and educational systems of developing countries while fostering transparent economic and social policies.

Via Metafilter, the following map from this month’s issue of Foreign Policy magazine:

A map of states that could fail within the immediate future

Fair is fair

Friday, July 29th, 2005

Christ Martin, of the band Coldplay, playing a piano tagged with the phrase 'Make Trade Fair'

Bradford Plumer, a writer for the liberal magazine Mother Jones, eloquently and succintly knocks down the trendy campaign to brand “fair trade” an urgent cause:

Arvind Panagariya of Columbia University has found that 33 of the 49 poorest countries are net importers of food. So on balance, those countries would all likely get kneecapped—at least initially—if developed nations were to slash their own agricultural subsidies, since the price of food would rise. Obviously rural farmers in the Third World would do very well, since they could sell their wares for more. But food consumers, especially in urban areas, could suffer from the rise in food prices; and since the poorest of the poor often spend up to a third or more of their income on food, we’re talking about a fair bit of potential hurt here.

So what would help? “Immigration, technology transfers, and capital flows.”

If only there was some way to boil that down to a phrase short enough to fit on the side of a player piano.

Etc.

The Legend of Billie Jean.

Translated from the Spanish

Friday, July 29th, 2005

To celebrate the semi-anniversary of my return to Madrid, Spain, after living for over a quarter of a century in the U.S., I’ve prepared the following, spur-of-the-moment list of American popular culture icons and their equivalents in Spain.

Because it’s more fun to make everything into a competition (e.g. reality television), I’ve decided to declare a winner in each comparison. However, we’re all winners.

Lil Jon vs. Neng

Living cartoons. Attain mainstream fame via popular comedy television programs. Working class icons. Celebrated largely because of their neologisms and heavy colloquial accents.

Advantage: Lil Jon.

While Neng and his handlers have certainly worked hard to make his song, ¿Qué pasa Neng?, the hit of the summer, he’s an actor, not an accomplished rap music producer.

After a year in Spain, I have to admit I was wrong about this one. Neng and the Buenafuente show are and will remain central to Spanish popular entertainment for some time to come. Lil’ Jon who?

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Budweiser vs. Mahou

The definition of beer. Like water, only with less flavor.

Advantage: Mahou.

There are no microbreweries in Spain, hence, no competition for the Mahou brand except for other, quite similar labels like Cruzcampo, San Miguel and Damm.

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Homophobia vs. Homofobia

On the left, a detail from a campaign flyer sent to U.S. voters in October of 2004 by the right wing Republican National Committee. On the right, a detail from a photo of a June rally in Madrid, organized in large part by the right wing Partido Popular.

Advantage: Homophobia.

While both right wing parties hope to exploit homophobia under a banner of patriotism and religious values, the RNC won the 2004 presidential election whereas the PP must now contend with legal gay marriage.

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Iraq vs. Guadalajara

The political scandal of the moment: the war in Iraq vs. the forest fires in Guadalajara.

Advantage: Iraq.

Total estimated cost of Iraq war: $183,996,482,653.

Total estimated cost of fires in Guadalajara: €20,000,000.

Death toll in Iraq: at least 30,000.

Death toll in Guadalajara: 11.

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Ani Difranco vs. Bebe

Feminist rockers.

Advantage: Ani Difranco.

It may seem unfair to compare the veteran Difranco to the newcomer Bebe but the latter has the backing of Spain’s centralized media. For this very reason, Difranco, who runs her own label, has a leg up on Bebe. But Bebe, who appears to enjoy posing topless, could still win in overtime.

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Jacko vs. Farruquito

Controversial yet beloved performers in trouble with the law.

Draw.

Farruquito was just sentenced to 14 months in jail just let off the hook for a hit-and-run accident in which he killed a pedestrian and was driving without a license. Michael Jackson, who has boasted in public that he believes himself to be a child, was recently acquitted of child abuse charges.

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BBQ vs. Jamón ibérico

Regional pork delicacies.

Draw.

Southern BBQ is good enough to eat right off the bone. Jamón ibérico is good enough to eat right off the bone. Truth be told, I prefer BBQ. But I can’t get that in Madrid. So, for psychological reasons, I’ll call it a draw.

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Strom vs. Fraga

Political dinosaurs. Strom Thurmond, who died in 2003 at the age of 100, served as a U.S. Senator from South Carolina for 48 years. Manuel Fraga, a sprightly 83 years-old, was recently voted out of office as the President of the Xunta in Galicia.

Advantage: Strom.

While Strom was famous for opposing civil rights in the U.S. only to have a dramatic change of heart in his last days, Fraga is famous for quietly undermining fascism in Spain during the final years of Franco’s reign. Strom’s admission that he fathered an illegitimate daughter with a Black lover in the 1930s gives him the lead in this photo finish.

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Nixon vs. Franco

20th century political leaders with a lasting legacy of shame and political strife.

Game, set and match: Franco.

Infamous for his role in the Vietnam War and the Watergate scandal, his abuse of domestic espionage and for harboring anti-semitic views, President Richard Nixon was elected in 1968 and — given the political climate of that time — supported women’s rights, ended the gold standard, improved U.S. relations with China, endorsed affirmative action, created the Environmental Protection Agency and sought to shore up welfare. Politically, he is succeeded by Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.

Francisco Franco, on the other hand, was a dictator who killed thousands of his own people after the Spanish Civil War, published anti-semitic and anti-masonic propaganda, outlawed freedom of religion and the right of divorce, jailed his opponents as well as gays, and ruled Spain, literally, like a king, issuing currency with his own portrait and wearing the military costume of Spanish royalty. Depending on who you ask, his proteges are either center-right mainstream politicians who endorse democracy and the free market or fringe lunatics who, like their counterparts everywhere, look forward to the return of the king.

Now what?

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005

An automated broadcast radio server.
You can’t hang this dj.

By now you’ve probably read about New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer getting all legal on Sony BMG for bribing commercial radio station DJ’s to play such “pop” artists as Franz Ferdinand, Britney Spears, Jeniffer Lopez, Audioslave and Celine Dion.

The evidence against that particular target is available as a PDF document from the State of New York.

But, in case you’re thinking this is the end of business as usual and a new beginning for business as usual, fret not, for according to the Guardian:

The inquiry into other record companies continues. Firms including EMI and Warner Music have handed over documents to Mr Spitzer’s office.

My concern, of course, is for the New York radio station DJ’s who have been exposed as part of Spitzer’s probe. My heart goes out to them.

How will they know what to play? Will they go back to being semi-automatons?

Or, will they replaced by robots, once and for all?

“Get On With It”

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005


The western front in the Iraq war?

Illustration from the Wall Street Journal showing U.S. congressional districts believed to be competitive in 2006

According to the Associated Press via The Guardian:

Mr Rumsfeld urged Iraqis to complete their new constitution on time as he arrived in Baghdad on his unannounced visit.

“Now’s the time to get on with it,” he said, calling for the committee writing it to meet its 15 August deadline.

The BBC:

Iraq’s interim Prime Minister Ibrahim Jaafari has called for US troops to leave the country soon, but added no timetable had been set for withdrawal.

Mr Jaafari was speaking in a joint press conference with US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who is in Baghdad on a surprise visit.

Only a few weeks ago Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld estimated America’s campaign to transform Iraq from dictatorship to liberal democracy — while preventing a civil war — could take up to a decade. Now, it might only require a few months.

Why the change in strategy?

For starters, abandoning liberating the Iraqis to get on with their own grim future would allow the Bush administration to focus on other fronts. Particularly, Colorado, Illinois, Louisiana, Ohio, Texas, Iowa and Pennsylvania.

Incumbent advantages are so widely recognized that it’s sometimes easy to forget: A few House districts really are up for grabs in the 2006 midterm elections.

This select group will draw an outsize share of campaign funds and media attention next year, because it will almost certainly produce whatever partisan shifts emerge in the chamber’s narrow but stable Republican majority. The Democrats’ long-shot hope for recapturing control rests on the chance — slim but not out of the question — that voters’ rising discontent with Washington will expand this tiny circle of genuine competition…

In midterm elections since World War II, the president’s party has lost an average of 24 House seats. Such a showing would be more than enough for Democrats to recapture control of the House. With effectively 203 seats now — including Mr. Sanders, the Independent — Democrats need to pick up just 15 more to become a majority.

Early signs suggest the 2006 elections might be ripe for change considering woes in Iraq, economic fears, protracted Washington infighting and concerns about gas prices. In the Journal/NBC poll, Americans said by 45%-38% that they preferred the election to yield a Democratic- rather than Republican-controlled Congress.

While I would like to say that it’s unlikely the U.S. will relinquish its peacekeeping duties in Iraq anytime in the next five years — given that such a move would probably result in an even more bloody civil war — the current administration (and many before it, Democratic and Republican) have certainly set a precedent for just such irresponsible foreign policy.

Case in point, the no-longer “Great War on Terror”, which appears, in retrospect, to have been a domestic political campaign carried out at the expense of a pragmatic foreign policy.