{"id":4311,"date":"2010-12-15T07:39:46","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T14:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/josemarquez.com\/xsml\/?p=4311"},"modified":"2010-12-15T07:39:46","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T14:39:46","slug":"funny-at-635-am-pst-in-the-longest-week-of-the-longest-month-of-the-longest-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/2010\/12\/15\/funny-at-635-am-pst-in-the-longest-week-of-the-longest-month-of-the-longest-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny at 6:35 am on what feels like the longest week of the longest month of the longest year."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Wikipedia entry for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eschatology\">eschatology<\/a> begins:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Eschatology<br \/>\nNot to be confused with Scatology.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>oh really?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Wikipedia entry for eschatology begins: Eschatology Not to be confused with Scatology. oh really?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}