{"id":4656,"date":"2011-01-17T11:38:05","date_gmt":"2011-01-17T18:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/josemarquez.com\/xsml\/?p=4656"},"modified":"2011-01-17T11:38:05","modified_gmt":"2011-01-17T18:38:05","slug":"the-place-to-hide-something-is-right-in-the-open-lolxian-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/2011\/01\/17\/the-place-to-hide-something-is-right-in-the-open-lolxian-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"The place to hide something is right in the open, LOLXian edition."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.leximentary.com\/2010\/10\/roots-crypt-cryph-greek-meaning-hidden.html\">LOLXians<\/a>, indeed: &#8220;Some scholars believe that the Book of Revelation in the bible was not a prediction of the future of the world but actually encrypted messages between Christians at a time when Christians were being killed for being Christians.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine the supreme irony if this is true? It&#8217;s like the metaphysical equivalent of seeing someone slipping on a banana peel or switching the gender signs on public bathroom doors.  It&#8217;s an epic joke.<\/p>\n<p>The most hardcore practitioners of the Christian philosophy are obsessed with a message written in code that they are unable to decipher because they are politically closed to interpretation of any kind. <\/p>\n<p>It would be like happening upon a cult of Beatles fans whose favorite song is the pig Latin version of &#8220;Hey Jude.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Tourist: &#8220;You know, the real lyrics are actually much better.&#8221;<br \/>\nCultist: &#8220;Silence, you infidel!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOLXians, indeed: &#8220;Some scholars believe that the Book of Revelation in the bible was not a prediction of the future of the world but actually encrypted messages between Christians at a time when Christians were being killed for being Christians.&#8221; Can you imagine the supreme irony if this is true? It&#8217;s like the metaphysical equivalent&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}