{"id":4662,"date":"2011-01-29T14:12:47","date_gmt":"2011-01-29T21:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/josemarquez.com\/xsml\/?p=4662"},"modified":"2011-01-29T14:12:47","modified_gmt":"2011-01-29T21:12:47","slug":"missed-connections-me-and-your-litterbug-kid-after-school-first-and-main","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/2011\/01\/29\/missed-connections-me-and-your-litterbug-kid-after-school-first-and-main\/","title":{"rendered":"getting served by a sixth grader."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in my car, stopped at a red light, on the phone. Right outside my passenger door is a sixth grader in a public school uniform, eating his after-school snack. <\/p>\n<p>The kid  throws the snack wrapper on the sidewalk. Seeing this, I honk at him softly and imitate his gesture.<\/p>\n<p>The kid looks confused. Then a girl behind him locks eyes with me and slowly pretends to pour out her milk. <\/p>\n<p>I got served by a sixth grader. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in my car, stopped at a red light, on the phone. Right outside my passenger door is a sixth grader in a public school uniform, eating his after-school snack. The kid throws the snack wrapper on the sidewalk. Seeing this, I honk at him softly and imitate his gesture. The kid looks confused. Then&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josemarquez.com\/etc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}